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Cosplay Caption Contest
While the primary focus of this
site has always been exposing the dangers of bad fanfiction,
the horrifying truth is that fanfiction is only one of
several spectrums of evil that comprise the rainbow of
never-ending terror known as the anime fandom. Another
instrument of pain often employed by overzealous anime fans
is cosplay. For the uninformed, cosplay (which is a
combination of the words "costume" and "face rape") is the
name given to the dark ritual wherein ugly people dress
themselves in bizarre garments so that they vaguely resemble
their favorite characters from anime and other forms of
entertainment, then go out in public so that others can look
upon
their twisted fashion faux pas and learn what it
truly means to be afraid. Neither science nor religion
have yet to offer an explanation as to why people do this.
To help me alert the masses about the threat of idiots
dressing up as Japanese cartoon characters, I turned to the
loyal members of the Project AFTER Forums in an interactive
feature called the Cosplay Caption Contest. This
ingenious system would involve me posting images from my
private collection of the worst cosplay ever photographed,
then letting the wonderfully sick minds of my fellow
forum-goers think up witty captions for said images, the
most hilarious of which would win the greatest prize anyone
can receive: my respect.
As it turned out, folks ended up submitting such a
satisfying selection of sarcastic slurs that I decided to
feature their best entries here on the site. Below, you'll
find compilations of past winning captions—along with
several honorable mentions—categorized into sets of eight
contests each. Enjoy!
Session #1
Session #2
Session #3
Session #4
Session #5
Session #6
Session #7
Session #8
Session #9
Session #10
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